'Measure twice, cut once': 22 Fatherly nuggets of dad-vice a kid will never forget

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  • What is something your father said to you that you will never forget?
  • SarcasmGPT You can be upset at something you did wrong for 5 minutes or 5 months, nothing changes except the amount of time you punish yourself.
  • CharmingNbeautiful The scariest moments in life usually become the best stories later.
  • funkabillybongo "Measure twice, cut once" - It started out as a woodworking thing in our basement or garage, but has been something that I apply in everyday life. Any decision of great import, I double check myself.
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  • 2kids2adults Make sure that when you die, that it's the last thing on your list left to do.
  • General Student_... (When learning to drive) Always remember, everyone else on the road is an idiot.
  • bunnilella He told me "failures don't define you, how you rise after them does". It's been a mantra that keeps me going.
  • FoodCourtBailiff Let's skip church and go see Jurassic Park instead. Don't tell your mom.
  • Bright_Study5961 Hold the I told you, it's not difficult torch were
  • Sir_Lemming $5000 isn't a lot of money to have, but it's a lot of money to owe. I keep this in mind every time I have to make a large, financed, purchase.
  • Providence451 I talked a lot as a kid (still do). My sister was complaining that I talked too much, that I even talked to strangers like I knew them and it was weird! My dad told me never to stop talking to people, never stop making connections, because in the long run connecting with others is all that matters.
  • metricsnow 2 sentences that are stuck in my head until this day: "If you get yourself into the ditch you have to get yourself out of the ditch" "The more things you have the more things you have to worry about"
  • pickledp3ar "It's not my time yet" he said this whilst battling cancer. He's in remission now! And "I'm proud of you" We both agreed I was a bit of a when I was younger but I turned out alright.
  • LibertineOnTheLo... "Earn enough money to die someplace warm." A Seattle father.
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  • Proof-Ad-2975 "Dont make the same mistakes i made im here to teach you and help you to avoid so you have what i never had as a kid"
  • Letters_to_Dionysus "when someone tells you they love you dont take it at face value, look at how they act and use that to judge" said shortly before proving he didnt love me ahaha
  • ilikebison "Always pay yourself first." B 67 ◇ Reply
  • Lizzy_Of_Galtar We were getting rid of all the doors in the house and before he took my bedroom door he handed me a hammer and went. Have fun. I went through the door in the literal sense, it was quite fun.
  • HD-MC-NYC "No one ever really grows up. They just grow tired".
  • stranded_egg "You better make sure you know how to take care of yourself, kiddo, because no one's ever going to care about you."
  • Wise-Seesaw-772 "Remember, son, no matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere, is sick of her sh."
  • ChronicallyMental "Always be aware of your surroundings." He's a fourth degree black belt in multiple Indonesian and Filipino arts, along with stick/knife fighting and JKD.

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